The time has finally come as the DST Monthly Awards are back for the first time this season as we will give awards to the best player, best manager but also, the worst of the worst, as we break down the biggest moments of this month. Of course, many of these will be up for debate so make sure to tweet us at DST_Tweets and tell us your opinions.
Manager Of The Month
David Wagner and Huddersfield town were nothing short of amazing in their first ever month in the Premier League as they accumulated seven points in three matches. In this time they have scored four and haven't conceded a goal yet. Obviously, many people on the Premier League website will vote for United's manager José Mourinho as they are top of the league but come on, their striker probably cost more than their whole team, so for a tiny club like Huddersfield to do this well is spectacular. I started the season predicting they would go down, but with likable players and an energetic manager, they will become the small club everyone roots for, well, until they beat or draw your club and you pray for them to go down.
The Alan Pardew Memorial Award (Worst Manager of The Month)
If you guys have been reading for a while or follow my personal twitter (J_Warshy16) you know a few things about me. First off, I love Vincent Janssen more than anyone on earth and I fully believe with every ounce of my heart Alan Pardew is the worst manager the Premier League has seen for ten years (maybe ever). So every month we like to remember Mr.Pardew by giving out a reward in his name to the worst of the worst, and this month it is West Ham's manager, Slaven Bilić.
I mean, West Ham were supposed to be battling teams like Bournemouth, Everton and West Brom for the spot below the elite clubs in the league, and holy fuck have they been bad! Three games in they have zero points, they have conceded ten goals and have only scored two! Most notably they were SMASHED by Newcastle 3-0 right before the break. Personally, I was never convinced by "Super Slav" I think the class of Dimitri Payet saved him his first season, and since then he has been shit, this man might not make it to Christmas.
Goal Of The Month
BOOOOOOOOOOM! What a fucking hit son! I mean, this is what we like to call in the industry a "thunder cunt," I mean, to take it first time from that angle, and just snipe it top shelf, upper ninety or whatever you want to call it is simply incredible. For most people, they will only be able to score this once or twice in their careers and for Mr. Charlie Daniels, he did it against one of the most expensive teams in the world! Oh, and did I mention this guy is a left back! Just absurd all around, Up the fucking Cherries.
Player Of The Month
It has been an eventful month for the Armenian from Manchester United as on and off the pitch he has been making headlines all for the right reasons. Well first off, he has gone viral this week for his beautiful tweet about his mother, as people realized that we have a bit of a MILF on our hands as all of Football Twitter was shocked that this man came out of that gorgeous woman. On the pitch, he has been incredible as he is helping Manchester United not be boring like last season as in three games, he has five assists (leads the Premier League), has an 89.2% passing percentage, one man of the match and an 8.49 match rating. Obviously, he can't keep those assists numbers up all season, but if he can keep up delivering every week, he will be one of the stars of the year, and more importantly, maybe United won't put us to sleep this season (but they will still be parking the bus by November).
That's all for August! But don't worry September will be heating up as we have the Champions League (quick overview: HERE), Premier League and the domestic cups are back! What a glorious time of the year! Rejoice!