I am not lying when I say this, I think about this all the time. This is one of the most captivating questions ever, Fuck Marry, Kill with the three most loved breakfast foods. There are many ways to look at it, but I think when it comes down to facts and just overall taste, there is only ONE correct FMK for this subject.
Fuck - French Toast
French Toast is exotic, mysterious, and has a distinct taste. It's something that when you crave, you need it and anything else would be a disappointment. That's why it's the perfect one to pick for a fuck because it's like a one-night stand. You can have it with cinnamon, powdered sugar, fruits and everything in between. French Toast = Freak
Waffles are tasty, flat out. They have an amazing shape, and it's perfect for holding syrup and toppings together, that's wife material. A waffle does everything you would want your wife to do since it has the capabilities of holding all of it together. There is no middle to a waffle lover, you either hate them or you are ride or fucking die. With these great traits, it makes a waffle the perfect wifey material.
Kill - Pancake
Loving pancakes is like having your favorite flavor of ice cream being Vanilla. It's boring, it has no texture, can't keep toppings on them, and syrup goes EVERYWHERE. People who love Pancakes haven't tried great waffles or French toast because Pancakes are the easy way out. Instead of criticizing ketchup on hotdogs (which is TOTALLY FINE) Obama should come out and tell the country how bush league Pancakes really are.
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