Since the month of November is over it's time to give out our monthly awards! We have FOUR amazing awards for you that will perfectly sum out this fantastic month (unless you are a West Ham, Stoke, Sunderland, Crystal Palace, Swansea and even Tottenham fan) of Premier League football!
Worst Player of The Month
Many people deserve this award, but there is one many who truly deserves this, some would say he has been the WORST loan/transfer singing of the season it is West Ham's own Simone Zaza!
I made this photo just for this; Zaza is AWFUL! He has one assist and zero goals in eleven appearances and has consistently shown how shitty he is. West Ham went after strikers Christian Benteke, Vincent Janssen and even Mauro Icardi (don't believe this though) and were stuck with the bald dude who did that stupid run up for Italy then missed in the Euros this summer. Sorry Zaza, but if West Ham wants to stay up (which isn't a guarantee) they need goals and Payet CAN'T do it all. Zaza had an average of a 6.36 Match Rating this month which is pretty awful. For West Ham's sake, I hope they get rid of him fast!
Just Going to Leave this Here......
The Still Here and Still Shit Award
There are many players and managers that we look at and are completely shocked that they have the quality to be in the Premier League. As always there is always one who is so shit he doesn't even deserve to have a job, and that man is Alan Pardew.
Before we start I just want to let everyone know since Pardew has won a match Trump has became President, Fidel Castro died, and Tottenham was second in their Champions League group and was still favorite to go through. Pardew this month said he wanted to "Concede fewer goals" he said this one day before his team lost 5-4 to Swansea! This guy is a clueless idiot. The rest of his matches did go any better as they conceded nine goals in three Premier League games this month and lost all of them. If Palace doesn't get rid of him soon, they will get relegated.
Goal of The Month
Jermain Defoe vs Hull
Paul Pogba vs Swansea
Eden Hazard (2) vs Everton
Christian Eriksen vs Chelsea
Pedro vs Tottenham
(Goal is at :30 of the video)
I have been extremely hard on Pogba, I have written blogs about him being a waste of money and highly overrated, but this goal was fantastic. The way he takes it and how hard it comes off his boot is wild. There is no doubt he has the talent, and if he keeps doing this, he will be a success... take a bow Pogba, take a bow!
Player of The Month
Matt Phillips - WBA
Victor Moses - Chelsea (Won the PFA Fan's Player Of The Month)
Gylfi Sigurðsson - Swansea City
These players had amazing months but one went above and beyond. You might not realize how good he was but the winner is, Matt Phillips of West Bromwich Albion F.C.!
Matt Phillips had an amazing month for West Bromwich Albion F.C. and was one of the main reasons why they are playing so well and seem to be primed for a midtable finish. Phillips had three assists, and two goes in the three matches in November and only playing around 80.3 minutes a game. West Brom was undrafted this month with seven goals and looked very un-West Brom like as they were a team that was actually fun to watch. Even though Phillips has been around in the Football Leagues, the 25-year-old seems like he found his level and could become a very consistent Premier League player.
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