The International break is over! No more shit matches between countries no one cares about and you can stop worrying about your country choking in the qualifiers which means the most important league (and thing) in the world is back, The Barclays Premier League! Oh, and we have a jam packed weekend with battles between top clubs, bottom clubs and the middle teams that make this league the best in the world. So let's celebrate by making some money with a parlay so good with only a fiver you can make more than 110 dollars! Fuck me right! So no more intro let's get into this, as it's time to start your September off with a fucking bang!
Tottenham Hotspur F.C. @ Everton F.C.
It was a strange and eventful international break for Everton and Tottenham as two of their players made massive headlines for two VERY different reasons. My boy Dele was caught giving the middle finger to a player who turned out to be his ex-teammate and Judas, Kyle Walker. Even though we can't confirm it was actually Walker, we will give Dele the benefit of the doubt. Everton had an issue with their new signing and Evertonian Wayne Rooney as he was caught drunk driving. Obviously, this isn't funny, but seriously, why the fuck do people in England call it "drink driving," blows my mind, okay tangent over, on to the match.
It's crazy to say this, but Tottenham going away from home (not really a home but you get it) and playing at Goodison Park is probably a good thing as they have been nothing short of dog shit at Wembley. Even though Everton are a tough team to beat, Everton hasn't beaten Spurs since 2012! Both teams have skill but with Tottenham's new right-back Serge Aurier looking to start, Tottenham have the edge, and they will win.
Tottenham will win 2-0
West Bromwich Albion F.C. @ Brighton & Hove Albion F.C.
West Brom: (+187)
Brighton and Hove Albion: (+160)
It keeps getting worse and worse for Chris Hughton and Brighton & Hove Albion as after a very rough start to the Premier League (1 point in three matches) they will not be without their number one striker Tomer Hemed this weekend as he was injured while on International duty with Israel. Obviously, this is a massive loss since they lost out on the Vincent Janssen sweepstakes, so they are so light up front. Not having Hemed will change everything, they will look lost against Tony Pulis who has his defense playing exceptional right now. The Baggies are 5th in league with seven points, and I see them keeping their unbeaten run going as they will beat the newly promoted team quite easily. After Josh Rosen on Saturday, I thought my fellow Jewish athletes were going to step up this week, shame for Hemed.
West Brom to win 1-0.
Huddersfield Town A.F.C. @ West Ham United F.C.
West Ham: (-118)
Of course, we need to start with West Ham. Oh my fucking god, what a mess! From emails being leaked about their shit transfer policy to the on field play as they have zero points and look like they will be going down if they keep this shit form going. The biggest issue for West Ham is Slaven Bilic. He is the modern day AVB, a shit manager that was saved by one amazing player (Gareth Bale) until they left and now people can see how incompetent he is. I don't want to be so mean to "Super Slav" as he scares me and I don't want to get a hit against me by some crazy Eastern Europeans. So now, will you go with a shit team on awful form OR a newly promoted team who are so hungry and haven't lost yet? It's a no brainer.
Huddersfield to win 1-0.